RAMIREZ LOVES PEACH COBBLER TOO.

THATS PEACHES
~ Wednesday, July 23 ~
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I wull rwpluuy in tha mornnting i priomiees proieisfad

Tags: soo drunk
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IM 22

IM 2222222

Tags: 22 its my bsay peaches birthday
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~ Saturday, July 19 ~
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omgthatdress:

Bracelet
Aggravi
Christie’s

omgthatdress:

Bracelet

Aggravi

Christie’s

Tags: can sea punk be litterally wearing ocean creatures and mohawks cause ye shrimp bracelet sick shit stuff i want a cheap version of
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~ Monday, July 14 ~
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Kelly- Shoes

(Source: foxxycleopatra)

Tags: yessssssss a good thing
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~ Sunday, July 13 ~
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Hello, ladies.

Look at your CP, now back to me. Now back at your CP, now back to me. Sadly, they aren’t me, but if they stopped using Combine-scented body wash and switched to Rebel Spice, they could smell like they’re me.

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in City 17 with the man your CP could smell like. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It’s a headcrab with two copies of that Episode 3 you love. Look again. The Episode 3 is now being released.

Anything is possible when your CP smells like Rebel Spice and not a Combine.

I’m on a Strider.

— Barney Calhoun (according to Liz)
Tags: barney u cad rebel spice hey guys barne a babe of the highest order
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theoffensivecaptain:

> Drinking soda during my break from guarding the train depot.
> Smart looking gentleman with glasses comes around corner, startles me.
> Accidentally knock my soda off the waste receptacle.
> Civil Protection armor renders bending over nearly impossible.
> Don’t want to litter. Ask fellow with glasses to pick up the can.
> Face mask distorts voice, makes me sound belligerent.
> Man picks up trash and throws it at me.
> Beat him savagely, as I don’t want to lose my job.
> Hear through the grapevine that he killed dozens of my friends and coworkers.
> Never drink soda again, only whiskey.

theoffensivecaptain:

> Drinking soda during my break from guarding the train depot.

> Smart looking gentleman with glasses comes around corner, startles me.

> Accidentally knock my soda off the waste receptacle.

> Civil Protection armor renders bending over nearly impossible.

> Don’t want to litter. Ask fellow with glasses to pick up the can.

> Face mask distorts voice, makes me sound belligerent.

> Man picks up trash and throws it at me.

> Beat him savagely, as I don’t want to lose my job.

> Hear through the grapevine that he killed dozens of my friends and coworkers.

> Never drink soda again, only whiskey.

Tags: oh my gogd its mike cp mike cp hl2 bad news bears yo
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~ Saturday, July 12 ~
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AAaAAAAAAaASSssssssssssssssssssss

NO THATS HILARIOUS IM LAUGHIN

Tags: @seductressslutty hahahahahah
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~ Friday, July 11 ~
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(Source: boybluejunk)

Tags: take me to your leader
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roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:


the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

roddylaughingalonewithshittypuns:

the-snow:

Poor Don Glover.

“I PAID BILLS”

(Source: sorry-bloggingwontsolveanything)

Tags: poor bb
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nextyearsgirl:

"I’m not vaccinating my kids because they’ll build up immunity naturally anyway"

image

Tags: holyl shit
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babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

Tags: yes robot invasion prepare the emps
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lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

(Source: cousteu)

Tags: its ian hey notmusa notmusa its ian!!!!
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(Source: paleistic)

Tags: fuq da police
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~ Thursday, July 10 ~
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I refuse to sell my oul to customers

Its getting harder and harder to be nice to customers. I want to be but all these little things keep building up and i just see every potential disaster in every customer. I guess i need a break? I dont know. I just want to be as happy at work as i was four months ago. But im not. Im just tired and irritable most of the time. I just want everyone to go away and the trouble is theres this one guy who keeps giving away free drinks and shit to regulars and kisses everyones ass and also doesnt give a fuck and im trying to do what my boss says but this guy just doesnt listen. I just dont know what to do. they cant fire him they need him. They need me too. Its driving me crazy, honestly. I cant win. I think im just going to do my shit, focus on being nice and just not bother trying to correct him. If i get mixed up ill probably be blamed or something. Ughhhhh. Ok i feel better after venting. Work talk over

Tags: work is nice but im sick of this shit
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