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I am the Shells.
Art tag: shells arts
~ Tuesday, April 22 ~
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heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

Tags: this makes me think of fallon??? ohghostwhat hey its ur married ocs im gonna tag this fallon
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~ Sunday, April 20 ~
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notmusa:

"please for the love of god take your shoes off i just spent three hours picking lint out of the carpet"

notmusa:

"please for the love of god take your shoes off i just spent three hours picking lint out of the carpet"

Tags: oh ian <3333
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epic-humor:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)

Tags: haha no
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~ Saturday, April 19 ~
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Holyl fricksing fa@k

Im drunk at 6:00 this shit iy crasaayyyyyyyy

Tags: peach schapps haha drunl talk oops alcoholm///m//////
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~ Friday, April 18 ~
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buttmst3k:

raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Rick Sanchez

buttmst3k:

raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by Rick Sanchez

Tags: have i reblogged this yet??? caus if not rick sanchez is a hot old fart but srs i like him and this show so fucking much i cant contain myself rick sanchez evil rick rick and morty no hot jackass scientist party God get him in a room with glados and dr zed throw a party
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captainfrenzyfries:

What ever happened to that adorable ask anti-citizen one blog? The last post I saw was Gordon getting blown up by explosive barrels and after a while with no updates the blog basically vanished. Did I miss something? Does anyone even know what I’m talking about?


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~ Thursday, April 17 ~
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wannabebandkid:

oh-wikipedia:

championisjustatitle:

ozwinozwald:

inkerdoodle:

When you’re writing aND YOU CAN’T FIND THE RIGHT WORD

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http://chir.ag/projects/tip-of-my-tongue/

you’re welcome

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*reblogs for later reference*

I’M IN THE MIDST OF WRITING A BOOK WHERE HAS THIS POST BEEN ALL MY LIFE

(Source: fenfeiikou)


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~ Wednesday, April 16 ~
Permalink Tags: incoherent screeching yes yes yes so excite hi eros!!!
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rockleaf:

quickie to celebrate the bodysuit

rockleaf:

quickie to celebrate the bodysuit

Tags: naruto when did u get hot???? (blondes just arent my thing the narutos bodysuit a+ yo
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roachpatrol:

my husband

roachpatrol:

my husband

(Source: ricoyl)

Tags: hey musa it s ian and carl notmusa
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~ Tuesday, April 15 ~
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Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

Tags: yes good
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~ Monday, April 14 ~
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Shells Power Hour.

Member how i was talking about stuff bout me????

I’m a white, female, cis, non-denom christian.

I like horror, blood, guts, body horror, drinking, smoking, talking rediculous ly stupidly about stupid boyws in cryptu c text rants and being drunk like 25 % of the time. Jsut so ya’ll know. Also im from texas i hear thats like a cool thing no we dont ride cows to school yes we have spurs and 10 gallong hats and tumbrlr weeds. But thos e are mosntly in el paso buy the borfer and i like fucking cursing i love cursing fuck shit dongsa aass butts motherfrickfrack

Tags: hahaha im so tired here yoy go to sate curiostiyys abdout me om also 21
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kingcheddarxvii:

You ever think about life? Don’t

Tags: eaSIe r said than doNE life and not thinking about it well ssaid ched i have tot ry harder now
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eyebone:

eyebone:

I can’t sleep

Yuck

Bonus points it hurts to look at my phone even when dimmed and with inverted colors what the hell am I supposed to do for the rest of the night

Tags: same me neither i usually think of something i really dont wantt to do and it make s me tired try that???? camomile tea? warm milk? valarian root?_??? idk
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notmusa:

get bored draw beard

notmusa:

get bored draw beard

Tags: when i see ian like this i think of my coworker iann and also hey pretty and also scroobius pip all wrapped up into one anxious alcoholic package and i want to smooch the shit out of him and all of them too what im saying is fuck fuck fuck frick frack i love ian alot ok and i love the people like him in the real world ive been told not to touch people by them befor e as a rejectionand it hurts and i miss touching but never get too oops tag rannt dont listen to me musa ian brings out every single one of my loving instincts
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